Yea, yea. You'd have to be a programmer to get the title of this blog, but I think most people would get it. I should have posted awhile ago, but the holidays got in the way. For those who don't know me: I hate shopping. Absolutely hate it. It's even worse for me who gets double duty on my mom because my dad doesn't shop. So I shop for him (to make her happy). Luckily this year, dad backed me up.
Kim Kardashian Gingerbread man!!
Kim Kardashian Gingerbread man!!
The little festivities leading up to the holidays weren't bad really. Had 3 parties-one per a weekend-leading up to the holiday. While boyfriend worked during every one of them, I found dates (girlfriend dates) for each of them. And then one weekend, my mom, grandma, and I baked for about 9 hours. We did puppy chow (not for the dogs) and sugar cookies. Now if you don't know my family, our family is perverted. Annnnd they rubbed off on me. ...just a little bit. Sooooo while frosting the cookies (this was after 8 pretty continuous hours of baking), mom and I started to lose it and starting doing our own versions of Christmas classics. Annnnd they weren't PG rated. I think we corrupted my grams. Not that she wasn't already corrupted, but yea. It was funny. Mom drew a couple of naughty things on cookies (my dad ate them). I drew boobies on a Gingerbread man
Pikachu cookie!
Pikachu cookie!
who had really wide hips. I dubbed him Kim Kardashian. My dad said he nearly came up stairs because he thought someone was dying while mom and I were singing. RUDE! Hahah! Ohhh and I hand made a Pikachu cookie! After I decorated him though, mom said it looked like he had boobies so I ate him pretty quickly as well. It looked a lot better before he got baked anyway.
