Funny Running Signs

SeaWheeze lululemonAfter Portland, I decided to try to keep tabs on the best running signs I have seen while running a race. Have one that you would like to add? Please let me know in the comments!


“That looks hard!” That’s what she said.
– Portland Marathon 2011

“Finished Already?” That’s what she said.
– Portland Marathon 2014

Race fee: $125
Left to run: $79.95
– Portland Marathon 2014

This seemed like a good idea 6 months ago.
– Coeur d’Alene Half 2015

If marathons were this easy, they would be your mom!
– Coeur d’Alene Half 2015

Don’t trust your farts past mile 6!
– Bloomsday 2015

You run better than the government!
– Negative Split 2016

You must be butter because you’re on a roll!
– Seattle Rock n’ Roll 2016

Run like United wants your seat!
– San Diego Rock n’ Roll Marathon 2017

You better run! I had to move my car for this.
– San Diego Rock n’ Roll Marathon 2017

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